Swipe your card to start the show!
What card? Your student ID will work. So will a Buffalo Wild Wings gift card. Your gas card. Maybe even your credit card! Take your pick.
I’ve created a personalized melody just for you! But you have to swipe your card to hear it.
What’s the matter? I would never use your data to create a database to sell to advertisers. I wouldn’t do that.
Don’t you want to see the show? Go ahead: swipe your card! Who cares if your data isn’t private anymore. It’s worth it, believe me. It’s a good show.
It’s not like I’m recording all of your data and selling it on the dark web. I would never do that!
Or would I?
No, of course I wouldn’t. *
*Or would I?
(No, really. I wouldn’t.)
(Or would I?)